Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
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He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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