I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
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I wish they made helmets for livers.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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