I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
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i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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