You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
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You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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