am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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