Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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