Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
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Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
He did a backflip because drugs
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