Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
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Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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