I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
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