Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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