YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
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yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
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You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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