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GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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