I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
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Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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