their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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