then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
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Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
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The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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