She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
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Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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