lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
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Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
where are my pants?
in the oven.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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