This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
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Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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