Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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