i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
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I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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