I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
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Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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