How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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