I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
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I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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