Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
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She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
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Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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