Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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Oh Jesus.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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