just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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