North Korea, Best Korea!
vagina is talking i cant
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
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Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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