Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
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And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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