im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
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A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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