I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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