She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
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And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
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Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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