i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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