Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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