did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
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Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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