someone get that fucking seahorse.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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