We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
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He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize