Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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