haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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