I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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