its not stalking. its research.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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