Little spoons don't ask big questions
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
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I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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