there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
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She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
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he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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