I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I see more hoeing in ur future
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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