ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
barbara walters just said penis...
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize