NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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