guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
this will be a night to untag.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
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There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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