your room smells of hookers.
And success
I wish I only lived at night.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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