If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
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u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
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I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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