at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
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I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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