So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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At least least me cry on your voice mail
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
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Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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