How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
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Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
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She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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